1. 콘타가 아스타나를 걷어찼다는군요; 몸값 올리려고 튕기는 줄 알았는데, 오늘 이번 시즌으로 아스타나와의 계약을 종료한다는 발표가 났습니다. 그리고 콘타가 소문대로 리스씨 팀으로 갈 공산이 크다구요 -_- 나바로와 다른 스패니쉬 도메스띡들 다 끌고 갈 모양입니다. 아 놔 나한테 이러지 말아!
게다가 스페셜라이즈드가 콘타를 설득해 리스씨 팀으로 옮기도록 주도하고 있는 모양입니다. 앤디/프랭크 스폰을 끊고 콘타에게 올인할 생각인 것 같다구요. 왜 이러는거야 대체!
성사만 되면 칸훃이 전반부 코블스톤 쓸어주시고 콘타가 후반부 뚜르 먹어주는 드림팀이라고 하는데 -_- 난 이 이적 반댈세!
2. 어린놈이 브루닐씨 글을 봤댑니다 ㅋㅋ 맞는 말일지도 모르겠다고, 로테르담에서 이미 우승을 놓친거나 마찬가지라고요.
Fabian Cancellara's bike does have a motor. It just so happens that the motor is made out of the teeth that Jens! lost when he was seven.
Jens! is never tested for doping, because his blood is made out of pain, and there is no method for determining a rider's pain cell count.
Jens! doesn't ride time trials. He just stares at the finish line until it complies with his wish to meet as soon as possible.
Jens! has won the young rider competition 455 years in a row.
Jens! doesn't think about books when he is riding the Tour de France. He thinks about attacking books until the books in his head relent and give him the information he is looking for.
Jens! doesn't know where you were born, but he knows exactly where you will be dropped. This isn't impressive, since he just drops everybody at the starting line.
제일 맘에 들었던 것 ㅋㅋㅋ
Lance never cheated. Jens! just decided to be Lance's domestique for 3 seconds on every stage from 1999-2005.
Floyd Landis never cheated. He did, however, look Jens! in the eyes for 0.4 seconds. This event caused a sharp upswing of testosterone which Floyd has maintained to this day.
6. 커플룩이 아닙니다!
7. 올해 5월말 뚜르 대비 훈련하다가 뚜르말레 올랐는데 